I’ve gained about twenty pounds since our little bucket of angel tears was born.
I used to commute to work, most days, by bicycle. I live 7 miles from work. Riding a bike to work in is like entering a cheat code into life. Your metabolism gets a huge boost first thing in the morning. Between that and a physically demanding job, I could eat like a pig and fear no chub.
Now I don’t work very much. When I do work, I usually drive… I always drive. I keep saying that this week I’ll ride in. It’s been six months since that has happened. If I drive to work, I get to procrastinate for twenty extra minutes before I leave the house. I’d like to see you try to justify leaving early to better yourself when you have a cooing cherub squirming around on the floor.
My diet hasn’t been adjusted to reflect my new state of lethargy. I should probably stop eating doughnuts every day, but I can’t imagine living in that world. I knew I had let it go too far when my mom arrived for a visit and the first thing she did was pinch my belly and ask, “What is this?”. My thighs rub together now; it’s super uncomfortable.
My wife bounced back to her pre-pregnancy weight nearly immediately. She is a tough act to follow. Living with someone who has an iron will has its downsides. She tells me I just have a “dad bod” now. She makes a healthy lunch for work. I subsist off sugar and fat. We have one of those blenders you have to take out a loan to buy; we used to use it to make super healthy smoothies. I’m too lazy to do that now. Yes, I’m too fatigued to put some produce in a blender and turn it on. I keep promising that I will get back in the habit, but I just can’t get my act together.
We’re going to fit The Squish for a helmet soon, so this problem will be solved by a few weeks of pulling him in a bicycle trailer. I can’t wait. I look forward to my pants fitting again.
Sweating while typing,
Clinton, a.k.a. Too sexy for this gut
Ride. Your. Bike.
Try it one day a week for a month. Then work up two three days a week. Your body will thank you for it.
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Good advice. I couldn’t agree more.
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I feel your pain!!!! My babies are 11 and 3 but I still blame baby gain!
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I say that everything from this point on is their fault.
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Wait till you have #2!
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Haha! Yeah.
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Hilarious! Be strong my brother. It’s all part of the flow! The “thighs rubbing” part does sound, like you said, uncomfortable……
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It hurts physically and emotionally.
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That was not the first thing I did but yes I did do it. This was very entertaining
and I love you. Mom
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I should have said “within the first few minutes.” Love you too.
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